Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L depicting a woman in a

depicting a woman in a polka dot dress and apron stirring a steaming pot while holding a book labeled "Cook Book

Chicken wire around the stage is just good hospitality when the clientele treats bar stools like projectiles

" Red cursive script reads "San Francisco

Neighbors came for the lanes but stayed for the community

White script at the bottom reads "You'll Have The Time of Your Life

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L depicting a woman in aBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below